After 12 years in London, correspondent David Skalinder says goodbye to the city with a list of First World gripes (lightbulb inconsistency, troublesome faucet configuration, no Ziploc bags) and a set of larger, alienationish problems with the social geography (difficulty of spontaneous urban space travel, impossibility of cheesy American-style cultural integration, stunted social communication) and explains why the ancient Roman hero Gaius Mucius Scaevola figured out how to deal with all these problems, 2,500 years ago.
David is moving to Madison, Wisconsin to pursue a doctorate in Sociology. Plenty of Ziploc bags there.