Against babies: A poetic tantrum from the privilege of childlessness.
Jul 25 2015
We all know how to avoid making babies. From that bodily function there is absolutely no necessity to lay your little human time bombs around – some of whom will one day grow into lumbering nuisances, bad drivers and even Republicans.
Jeff Dorchen was just minding his own business, posting anti-infant propaganda on his Facebook wall, when everyone got all mad. So he balls his lil fists, quivers his tiny lips, and unleashes against all the babies on Earth.
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Jeff Dorchen
Jeff is a visual artist, songwriter/musician, actor, essayist, fiction writer, poet, playwright and screenwriter. He's been a playwright, songwriter, and performer with Chicago's Theater Oobleck since 1988, a writer and actor with Red Baron Films since 2000, and a contributor to This Is Hell! since 1996. He currently lives in Los Angeles. He writes the Substack, Right Twice A Day.
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