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Against babies: A poetic tantrum from the privilege of childlessness.


We all know how to avoid making babies. From that bodily function there is absolutely no necessity to lay your little human time bombs around – some of whom will one day grow into lumbering nuisances, bad drivers and even Republicans.

Jeff Dorchen was just minding his own business, posting anti-infant propaganda on his Facebook wall, when everyone got all mad. So he balls his lil fists, quivers his tiny lips, and unleashes against all the babies on Earth.

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Jeff Dorchen

According to his contacts on LinkedIn, Jeff Dorchen can do just about anything. He’s a visual artist, songwriter/musician, actor, essayist, poet, playwright and screenwriter.


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