Hildegard von Bingon, the 12th Century theologian, poet, mystic, and musician, is only the most famous spiritual communicator to connect to a higher plane through cured meats. Since the far distant past, sausages, hams, salumi, and various deli treats have acted as conduits between the mortal and immortal planes.
Jeff is a visual artist, songwriter/musician, actor, essayist, fiction writer, poet, playwright and screenwriter. He's been a playwright, songwriter, and performer with Chicago's Theater Oobleck since 1988, a writer and actor with Red Baron Films since 2000, and a contributor to This Is Hell! since 1996. He currently lives in Los Angeles.