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SuperTruth® for the UltraBeliever: The Barbed Wire of Eden

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Many biblical scholars, scientists, fascists, racists, and fans of eugenics agree that God would have insisted on protecting his crowning creation, the initial pure race of humans, preventing their potential pollution with the dirty blood of pre-sapient but well-hung interlopers. Further, they aver that God’s method of securing Eden’s purity would have been to festoon the perimeter with pointy hardware.

In Jeff's inaugural episode of the sub-segment, SuperTruth® for the UltraBeliever, we learn of an archaelogical find that supports the apochryphal book, The Shawarmas of Enochle, which scholars believe describes the security system employed to defend the Garden of Eden from trespass by lesser hominins.

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Jeff Dorchen

Jeff is a visual artist, songwriter/musician, actor, essayist, fiction writer, poet, playwright and screenwriter. He's been a playwright, songwriter, and performer with Chicago's Theater Oobleck since 1988, a writer and actor with Red Baron Films since 2000, and a contributor to This Is Hell! since 1996. He currently lives in Los Angeles.

 

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