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SuperTruth® for the UltraBeliever: The Barbed Wire of Eden


Many biblical scholars, scientists, fascists, racists, and fans of eugenics agree that God would have insisted on protecting his crowning creation, the initial pure race of humans, preventing their potential pollution with the dirty blood of pre-sapient but well-hung interlopers. Further, they aver that God’s method of securing Eden’s purity would have been to festoon the perimeter with pointy hardware.

In Jeff's inaugural episode of the sub-segment, SuperTruth® for the UltraBeliever, we learn of an archaelogical find that supports the apochryphal book, The Shawarmas of Enochle, which scholars believe describes the security system employed to defend the Garden of Eden from trespass by lesser hominins.

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Jeff Dorchen

According to his contacts on LinkedIn, Jeff Dorchen can do just about anything. He’s a visual artist, songwriter/musician, actor, essayist, poet, playwright and screenwriter.


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