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On Some Bats of the Red Forest.


The yellow umbrella is the color of a very yellow yellow Labrador retriever, and its shorthaired face looks quite like a miniature version of the canid's visage, though its torso resembles more a plump angora rabbit-like thing, except when swimming, hunting its favorite food, fish, as well as river polyps, with its wings clutched to its sides, at which time it looks like a blonde tailless dogfaced river otter with a spidery external ribcage webbed with yellow leather.

In a Moment of Truth, Jeff Dorchen gets just incredibly specific about the wildlife situation in the Red Forest on the Fat Island of Langostan, in the Middle Seasoning A Capellago - which if you aren't familiar with, get ready for schnauzer dragons and umbrella monkeys and post-Marxism and college radio echolocation and the upside of batshit.

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Jeff Dorchen

According to his contacts on LinkedIn, Jeff Dorchen can do just about anything. He’s a visual artist, songwriter/musician, actor, essayist, poet, playwright and screenwriter.


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