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I could never shoot enough Wayne LaPierres to kill what I want to kill.


I like to think there are political conservatives with a reasonable conception of why lax gun regulations are being protested – and aren't ready to blow it up into a J. Edgar Hoover-style communist plot. I like to think the majority of people are reasonable and kind. I also like to think about Wayne LaPierre getting his face eaten off by bats. I like to think about smashing his head with a sledge hammer. I like to think of jumping up and down on his prone form and crushing his bones and organs until his blood and bile are splashing around my ankles as I joyfully dance like a toddler in a rain puddle.

In a Moment of Truth, Jeff Dorchen unloads on the NRA's death cult / pyramid scheme, and Wayne LaPierre's wondrous fantasy of a world without communist liberal children in the way of the pipeline funneling money and blood over graveyards and hospitals, straight into his already dead, paranoid corpse.

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Jeff Dorchen

Jeff is a visual artist, songwriter/musician, actor, essayist, fiction writer, poet, playwright and screenwriter. He's been a playwright, songwriter, and performer with Chicago's Theater Oobleck since 1988, a writer and actor with Red Baron Films since 2000, and a contributor to This Is Hell! since 1996. He currently lives in Los Angeles.


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