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Feces, rectal mucus, gravel, benzoate of soda, and minced twine: A Trump thinkpiece.

Sep 10 2016

It would be remarkable that he has an anus where his mouth should be, if not for the fact that every orifice and aperture in his body is an anus as well. Disturbingly, Paul Krugman neglects to mention this. Light penetrates Trump's eye anuses like quickly melting suppositories. Sound enters his ear anuses the way Newt Gingrich's scaly erection violates the butthole of a shrieking piglet – a common enough occurrence, yet one we ought to be careful never to grow accustomed to.

[WARNING: This conversation contains mentions of anuses, vomit, secretions, bestial sodomy, penile cannibalism, eel larvae, albino aligators, Satan and curdled froth]

In a Moment of Truth, Jeff Dorchen considers Donald Trump's candidacy in the context of our social and political evolution.

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Jeff Dorchen

According to his contacts on LinkedIn, Jeff Dorchen can do just about anything. He’s a visual artist, songwriter/musician, actor, essayist, poet, playwright and screenwriter.


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