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An obsessive completist's guide to the Vatican raffle catalog.


… Anwar Sadat’s yacht, a gusset of rarified nautilus snot, a boogerball from a Seraphim, a travertine velveteen jungle gym, a treadle for weaving beatifical thread, a yeti pelt, a breaded smelt, a beaver spleen, a two-headed beetle, a helmeted weevil, a funnel-cake funnel, a tunnel trestle…

Jeff Dorchen browses the Papal catalogue, and loses his mind somewhere between Anwar Sadat’s yacht and Arnold Ziffel’s whiffle ball bat.

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Jeff Dorchen

Jeff is a visual artist, songwriter/musician, actor, essayist, fiction writer, poet, playwright and screenwriter. He's been a playwright, songwriter, and performer with Chicago's Theater Oobleck since 1988, a writer and actor with Red Baron Films since 2000, and a contributor to This Is Hell! since 1996. He currently lives in Los Angeles.


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